Thinking Outside of the Closet, You Bet

Let’s go ahead and agree that these “Kone” Dirt Devil hand vacs bear an uncanny resemblance to butt plugs. The Dirt Devil PR house says that the company is, “…thinking outside of the closet – literally.”

Can’t they just announce that the Kone designer, Karim Rashid is gay? No probs with that, but a glance at Rashid’s site might mean the new movement in design is a direct reflection of the New York designer’s sex life. A toy and a vacuum? How utilitarian of you.

-jeffo

Stank Love

Sometimes I put in the tip to take the temp,
and sometimes I put four fingers in to see if it fits.
If red tide is out, use caution in rough waters.
Some guys use a boat, but I’m a good swimmer.

-jeffo

Dick in a Box

Fuck dick in a box.
I hate broke down cocks.
Put that shit in a shredder,
and give me all your motherfucking cheddar.

-coco

Maarvin Zindler…Eyewitness News

Slime in the ice machine
Slime when you’re nice to me
Bitch, I pull out too fast
And it looks like you ice creamed me

-jeffo

no title necessary

eat a bowl of dicks
careful, overconsumption
can make you trip balls

-coco

Tapper

lined up on a counter and it’s like that old video game
where they throw the pints of beer down the bar
and you can’t let them crash
except it’s nothing but bowls and bowls of dicks

-coco