when we spoon on your bed, i can’t get outta mind head,
the fact that your back’s steady blinging

flap those wings of yours, got me rising like tidal for sure,
one flick of my wrist and a spray of my mist, your protein intake will soar

girl i got you acting like the colonel, bust a nut on them wings,
then you write it in your journal”

-latest single from ya boy fro’ – “Ya Wings Make Me Sing”

“I will fuck your guts back into you
-hope you like your pussy in your chest.”

-Fist

Girl you’re a musical wonder
I play your box like an armpit accordion
jazz trumpeting my way to orgasm
Like Dizzy Gillespie blowing out
you fan my sweaty body
with no hands

Make it clap like encore
I’m not saying you’re a whore,
but if you want to be one for like 10 minutes its cool
We can see if your ass is bilingual too

Don’t ever have a bone sesh to John Tesh
It’s like Liberace for old folks
I could take tokes between strokes
Either way, thats shit’s tired

I wear your thighs like ear muffs
the hair between you legs provides a slight tickle on my nose
in the dark I feel like Jacque Cousteau, probing the yonder
lapping like a dog with a bowl, I quench your thirst

cock is a tumescent
saber
throbbing, shivering in anticipation
between his legs
waiting to cut into gut of a passing bird

The fairy tale said kiss a toad and you’ll get a prince
So I licked a chode and tried not to wince
I guess tossin’ salad would make anyone tense
Props to wang sauce
I haven’t been up for air since

To clear things up,
When my mouth was full of cock
I didn’t say I love you.
I said
You smell a bit like poo.

- Sissy Shamrock

Please, sir, may I borrow a cup of dick?
Naturally, ma’am, it’s the neighborly thing to do.
Any chance sir has some cheese I can take?
If you don’t mind waiting, I should have some soon.

-(moons over my) hammy