Gutsy
January 26, 2008

“I will fuck your guts back into you
-hope you like your pussy in your chest.”
-Fist
Can I get a toot-toot, how about a queef queef?
January 18, 2008

Girl you’re a musical wonder
I play your box like an armpit accordion
jazz trumpeting my way to orgasm
Like Dizzy Gillespie blowing out
you fan my sweaty body
with no hands
Ear Muffs
December 12, 2007
I wear your thighs like ear muffs
the hair between you legs provides a slight tickle on my nose
in the dark I feel like Jacque Cousteau, probing the yonder
lapping like a dog with a bowl, I quench your thirst
Stank Love
December 3, 2007

Sometimes I put in the tip to take the temp,
and sometimes I put four fingers in to see if it fits.
If red tide is out, use caution in rough waters.
Some guys use a boat, but I’m a good swimmer.
-jeffo
Maarvin Zindler…Eyewitness News
November 30, 2007

Slime in the ice machine
Slime when you’re nice to me
Bitch, I pull out too fast
And it looks like you ice creamed me
-jeffo