hit it and quit it

Don’t ever have a bone sesh to John Tesh
It’s like Liberace for old folks
I could take tokes between strokes
Either way, thats shit’s tired

Don’t Get Cut

cock is a tumescent
saber
throbbing, shivering in anticipation
between his legs
waiting to cut into gut of a passing bird

Everybody Wang Chode Tonight

The fairy tale said kiss a toad and you’ll get a prince
So I licked a chode and tried not to wince
I guess tossin’ salad would make anyone tense
Props to wang sauce
I haven’t been up for air since

Cockapoo

To clear things up,
When my mouth was full of cock
I didn’t say I love you.
I said
You smell a bit like poo.

- Sissy Shamrock

Like a Good Neighbor…

Please, sir, may I borrow a cup of dick?
Naturally, ma’am, it’s the neighborly thing to do.
Any chance sir has some cheese I can take?
If you don’t mind waiting, I should have some soon.

-(moons over my) hammy

Dick in a Box

Fuck dick in a box.
I hate broke down cocks.
Put that shit in a shredder,
and give me all your motherfucking cheddar.

-coco

no title necessary

eat a bowl of dicks
careful, overconsumption
can make you trip balls

-coco

Tapper

lined up on a counter and it’s like that old video game
where they throw the pints of beer down the bar
and you can’t let them crash
except it’s nothing but bowls and bowls of dicks

-coco